i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i came on her dog
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Your penis caused this!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize
