Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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