My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
only you would photoshop your dick
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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