Define "chronic" masturbator.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Damn victory sex feels great
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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