ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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