She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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