Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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