Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize