I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
3pm strippers are depressing
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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