She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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