omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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