So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
PANTIES FOUND
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
