I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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