My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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