Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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