just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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