I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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