Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
home. puking in laundry basket.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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