no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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