quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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