Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
is it fun? or sober?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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