So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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