I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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