went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
