Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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