But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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