Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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