look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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