who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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