yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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