Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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