Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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