i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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