kristin has been a bad kristin
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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