It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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