oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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