Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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