i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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