My pussy is not your playground.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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