One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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