Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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