things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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