That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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