Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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