I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I love you. Go after that dick
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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