Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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