to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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