My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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