id be glad to
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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