He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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