Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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