My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Drunk is not a location!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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