you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i think i have two assholes
it was like eating out sand paper
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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