yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Randomize
