Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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