At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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