ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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