READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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