Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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