thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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